Teachers' Day celebration today was great!
I'm STINKERBELLA!
WHOOT!
:D
I'm just loving that name

Town-ed after that
Neos in my dumb dumb cap
It had a purpose though
To cover my bowl head!
LOL

Walked around to find my addidas shirt!
Too bad the one at heeren closed
And I couldn't find it at taka either!
):
Aye, I'm really just troblesome lah
And I made my poor gorgeous friend walk around too!
Poor sexy legs of hers!
:D

Well,
English Prelims are over!
Let's see...
There's still 12 more days to the start of other papers!
Mug Mug Mug!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RACHEL...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!!!

Ooo boy, I'm 16!
I'm 16!
Sweeeeeeet 16!
(:

Very BEEG thank you to those peeps who gave me presents!
And for those who didn't:
I am forgiving, so I shall forgive!
But you owe me one!
=p

Ok, so I'm 16
I'm supposed to be more mature
Heck, I don't feel mature
I'M NOT MATURE!
I'm still childish
Bickering everywhere I go
I can't grow up
HAHS
I'm peter pan!
WHHEEE!

Oh!
I cooked french toast for myself yesterday
It tasted good
Like REEEAAALLLY good
Shows what a good cook I am eh?
(Psst: I had diarrhoea after that though. Heh heh)

English Prelims tmr!
Mann, on the day after my special 16th anniversary?
Ahh,
Who cares!
I ain't gonna study!
I'm gonna celebrate!
-throws confetti and runs around blowing whistles

Went on a hunt yesterday to buy a volleyball
And I realised I didn't really like the one that I was eyeing all along
Ohhhh
How fickle can I get

My birthday's next week!
I'm getting so excited
I could suffer from cardiac arrest

*jumps for joy

Imagine all the presents
All the wishes
Most importantly,
IMAGINE THE PRESENTS

I want tickets to Spain!
I want tickets to Spain!
I want tickets to Spain!

English oral was great!
Too bad I didn't get to talk about NADAL though
Since the topic was on sports
Ahh darn it.

My birthday's coming!
My birthday's coming!
10 more days!
10 more days!
I'm excited!
I'm excited!
Can't you tell?!
Can't you tell?!

Running out of things to blog about here.
Know why?
Because

1.I (as in the person who's blogging) am not Rachel.
HAH! Betcha din know that!

2.Rachel is a very EXTREMELY boring person.
Her life is so monotonous, I dunno how she survives

3.All she can talk about is NADAL
You DO NOT live for NADAL, mann.

So you see, this blog WAS dead
And was revived by me (as in the person who's blogging)
And I finally realized why she doesn't blog.

RACHEL! YOU'RE BORING!
=x

Out to study with San after school!
Mugging mugging mugging!
(:

Hmmm.
I was wondering...
Am I that likeable?
I mean,
Look at me.
Half of the time I look like a monkey
The other half,
Well, like a psychopath screaming my lungs out
So
Why do so many people like me?
Oh come on WORLD
I ain't that attractive now,
Am I?
-does a sexy pose and pouts
(Imagine that!)

English O level oral's coming up!
Oh no!
What if I screw up my speech again?!
There's like this 99.99999% I'll just pronounce something wrongly
And I normally freeze up
Face it.
Looking at a freakin wall with ABSOLUTELY NO EXPRESSION whatsoever
Is going to make you
Want to say "WAKEY WAKEY!!! LISTEN TO ME!!"
Then again,
There are examiners that scare the living hairs outta your butt
They nod like those toy dogs in the display windows
Even when you aren't saying a word,
They still nod
Makes you wonder if they're agreeing with you,
Or nodding to sleep?
What a front.
Hmphh.

Ohhh
Did I mention NADAL won?
Some championship...
He beat Agassi that bald head!
*dances around
YOU GOOOOO RAFA!!!
Whoots! :D
Note: Anyone who has NADAL pics,
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give them to me?
I need to satisfy my eyes!!

Tennis in the morning
Freaky stuff happened!!
:O
Ahhwells
Not like its the first time
-shrugs

The Great Tingmei came up with a song
About NADAL
Of course,
She felt EXTREMELY uncomfortable
Because firstly,
She thinks he's gay,
Secondly,
She thinks he's one heck of an emotional basketcase
Thirdly and MOST importantly,
She totally dislikes him
BUT
She just couldn't resist the urge to compose it

So here goes:
(first two lines can't be blogged,
due to circumstances
Such as:
The Great Tingmei will get a face full of my fart)

.......
.......
My heart's gone out to another
His name is NADAL (drag)

Oh oh ohhhhhh NADAL (drag)
Won't you come here
And let me...
Let me...
Let me...
Oh Oh Oh...(drag)
Let me HUG YOU
KISS YOU

Let me give you all of me
Your voice
Your smile
Melts me like chocolate on a hot summer day
Ohhhhhh won't you NADAL
Let me give you all of me

I can't help it
Everytime you move that sexy body
On the clay floor

Your arms
I picture them around me
HOLDING ME
Your eyes
I look into them and know
That you'll give me all I need

To become
A woman

(next few STANZAS, again,
cannot be blogged due to circumstances
such as: The Great Tingmei will have her gorgeous face disfigured)

2 stanzas later:
..........
Take a back seat
As I ride into the sunset
With my teen dream
Of meeting NADAL (fade)

Nice eh?
Oh yes, another thing
This song has absolutely NO tune whatsoever
(:

Till she comes up with the next song,
Or has something to say about me,
TA-TA!

I've been really mean to someone
Though I've been saying otherwise
Its just creepy
Besides, I already like (:
NADAL.

:D

What's with people saying that Nadal's gay?
Ok, maybe he really is,
Still.
He's such a HOTTIE.
Just look at those muscles
Melt me, Rafael!
MELT ME!

His tennis is... well, alright.
Not up to par with Federer (DUH)
But, he's still making me go all nutty
everytime I watch that bodehh make its move around the court
I AM SOOO IN LOVE WITH HIM

The evidence is there.
My file, my room, my computer, my MIND
Is filled with NADAL NADAL NADAL
What a dream.
If only I could meet him
Just once
I'll hug him and PROPOSE TO HIM
No, I'll just faint

I WANT NADAL.
I WANT NADAL.
I WANT NADAL.
-Chants

Chinese results were out today
Well, fared alright I guess
Wasn't up to expectation
AND I CRIED!!
)':
But I felt like a SILLY GOAT after that
Cos its just over some lousy mark

Volleyball during PE today was fun!
Although I can hardly play the game
And I look like a total idiot when I do.
BUT.
I LOVE BALLS.
:D

I have a problem BELIEVING what SOME people say
Maybe I'm just such a knucklehead
Why can't I just BELIEVE them,
Since they BELIEVE me?
Rachel! BELIEVE!

I haven't been eating much these past few days
See, I have this problem
Its called IMAGE CONSCIOUSNESS
I think I'm fat when I'm not.
Well, at least I think I'm not
Am I?
I am?
I knew it!
-breaks down

Have an urge to watch the maid
Anyone has an urge too?
DATE ME!
I'm free!
Especially on my birthday,
which is 16 days away.

Oh yes! I ABSOLUTELY ADORE LEE RYAN
His voice is SO SEXEHH.
(;

PSST: My birthday's coming!
28th August!
Take note of that EVERYBODYYY!!!
Give me a bunch of bananas!
It'll be greatly appreciated!
(:

WOO HOO!
I'm back!!
:D
LOL

I've been absenteeing myself from blogging
Cos I've been too busy hanging out with my boyfriend!
Yea, I'm attached!
Sorry to all my suitors out there
who want a piece of me.
HE STOLE MY HEART.
(;

Went for my haircut today
I look AWESOME
No, seriously, I REALLY LOOK AWESOME.

Well, I realised that I love to screw up with my speech
I said a ton of embarrassing stuff!
Like SOOES instead of SHOES?
How dumb is that?!
Goodness.
-smacks forehead
For more info, check out
THE GREAT TINGMEI'S BLOG

Some freak
LIKES ME.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
-runs around pulling my hair
Guess who
Yea.
You guessed it.
ME.
FREAKY OR WHAT!
No face lah!

Life's been great
Just lying around
Popping those long bananas into my ape-o mouth
Just can't get enough!
OOOOO!

Chinese O level results are gonna be out tmr
:O
I am so so so dead!
But guess I've tried my best lars,
So whatever results I get,
Hopefully I'll accept it.
GOD BLESS MY RESULTS.
-crosses fingers
(and toes, just to be extra safe)

Ok, gotta go mug now
Prelims are just round the corner
And I'm still busy playing tennis!
Self control Rachel! Self control!

Leaving note: TINGMEI ROCKS LAH!

(If you think Rachel blogged this,
You're a dummy mudpie breast!)

I AM SULLEY(:





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